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Dil main phir se khushiyon ka pegam Aa raha hai

Ramzan / Ramadan Mubarak sms Dil main phir se khushiyon ka pegam Aa raha hai Main samjha k shayed koi mehman Aa raha hai Ye jan kar khushi se main sarshar ho giya Ho "mubarak" momino phir se RAMZAN Aa...

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A Mother Said Once To Her Little Child:

Mother sms THE INNOCENCE OF A CHILD A Mother Said Once To Her Little Child: "Read Surat Al-Ikhlas 10 Times So That ALLAH Build For You a House In Jannat." The Little Boy Started To Read, And Then He...

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Haath bandhy khary hain sab

Urdu Poetry sms Haath bandhy khary hain sab Khayalon main hain apny apny Imam_e_masjid say koi pochy Namaz kis ko parha raha hai

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Class me 1 Bachy ne apny dono Hath Se kaan band Krliye

Love sms Innocent Love & Heart: Class me 1 Bachy ne apny dono Hath Se kaan band Krliye qk 1 cute little girl speech kar rahi thi Uske frnd ne pucha k tmne apny Kan q band krliye hain. He replied:...

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1 Profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha

Jokes sms 1 Profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha Waiter: Ap ye kia kr rhe hain Prof:Hum math k Teacher hain Hum ne daal farz ki hui hai.

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A woman shoots her husband.

Intelligence Questions sms A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for some minutes. Finally, she hangs him up. But 5 minutes later they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner...

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Barasti barishon se bs mujhay itni si nisbat hai

Rain sms Barasti barishon se bs mujhay itni si nisbat hai.... K iss tarha ka ek mausam mere andar B rehta hai... Happy moooon soooon .....

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Sabere syaam teri yaad aawe ay,

Funny Poetry sms "RAJPOT GAZAL" Sabere syaam teri yaad aawe ay Sari raat mannay jagawe ay teri yad bra trfaway ay tere bin ji ghabraway ay Dil to tanny call kran ne chawy ay Pr call center aali chori...

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Qayamat tak jae ga kambakht,

Urdu Poetry sms Qayamat tak jae ga kambakht, Aab-e-Hyaat pee rakha he Ishq ne..! Love Poetry

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Arash waly mairi touqeer salamat rakhna

Poetry sms Arash waly mairi touqeer salamat rakhna farash ky sary khudaun sy ulajh baitha hun Dua Poetry sms

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Relations are not exams to pass or fail..

Caring sms Relations are not exams to pass or fail.. Not competition to win or lose.. It's a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself. Subah Bakhair

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Mard ko Shlwar Takhno se Nichy rkhna Haram hy

Islamic Info sms Mard ko Shlwar Takhno se Nichy rkhna Haram hy 0r Orat ko Shlwar takhno se Upr krna Haram hy. SCIENCE: Mard k Tkhno pr Suraj ki Roshni prny se Vitamin C&B bnty hen 0r Orat k Tkhno...

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FRIDAY F=Fresh ho jao namaz k liye

Jumma Mubarak sms FRIDAY F=Fresh ho jao namaz k liye R=Rab ko razi kro I=Ibadat dil se kro D=Darud ksrat se parho A=Allah se mango Y=Yad rakho muje DUAON mai

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Agar main kabhi apni hatheli ap k samny karon

Questions sms =REPLY= Agar main kabhi apni hatheli ap k samny karon or kahon k is pe kuch likho to ap kya likho gy? Send ur frndz & enjoy, but reply me.

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BOSS hangs Poster in Office,

Husband and Wife sms BOSS hangs Poster in Office, I AM THE BOSS, DONT FORGET Wen he returns from lunch,finds a slip on his desk: ur wife called, she wants the poster back at home

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Saamny Manzil Thi or Peechay Us Ki Aawaaz…

Ghazal sms Saamny Manzil Thi or Peechay Us Ki Aawaaz... Rukta to Safar jata, Chalta To Bichar jata. Maekhana Bhi usi ka tha, Maekar Bhi us k. Agr peeta to emaan jata, na peeta to Sanam jata. Saza aesi...

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Pathan Ke Pechy Churail Lag Gai…

Pathan Funny sms Pathan Ke Pechy Churail Lag Gai... Pathan Bokhla Kar Bhaga... Churail Bhi Us Ke Pechy Bhagi... Pathan Bhagty Hue Duaain Yaad Karne Laga... Dar Ki Waja Se Jab Koi Dua Yaad Na i To Wo...

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People disobey Parents many times But Parents r so kind

Funny sms English People disobey Parents many times But Parents r so kind . . They don't punish them every time They just give them. . . a . "WIFE"

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Cold Water & Hot Iron remove WRINKLES from cloth.

Anmol Moti sms Cold Water & Hot Iron remove WRINKLES from cloth. Same way, the Cool Mind & Warm Heart remove WORRIES of life.. Stay Blessed

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WakeeL: Tum Ne PoLice Officer Ki Jaib Mein JaLti Hui Teeli Q Daali.?

Police sms WakeeL: Tum Ne PoLice Officer Ki Jaib Mein JaLti Hui Teeli Q Daali.? Pathan: Ye Hum ko boLa "Kaam Karwana Hai To pehLe Humara "JaiB" Garam Karo".. Pathan sms

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